So, we are sitting here eating cupcakes and my friend asks my mom is anything open right now, and my mothers response was “Yes, legs and liquor stores.” 

My mom > Your mom

The Legend of the Sister Smacker

My little sister is the biggest smacker in the world. So I decided to give her some nicknames, such as: Sugar Smack Frog, Smacky, Smacklemore, ect.

notsalgia:

saiviantha:

i swear this is one of the fucking sexiest things for a guy to say in bed

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
g0ldenlvst:


ITS TRANSPARENT YOU JUST CAUGHT MY BLOG.

;ooo 

Omg this
"Because hangovers hurt less than heartache."
Six Word Story by P.P.   (via perfect)

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